Nine Phrases Women Love..

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing g usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome”; that will bring on a “whatever”):

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

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So this means that women should really just shut up? Women complicate themselves. It's like talking to aliens sometimes. Do that to please a woman, do this to make her smile. Don't make her cry. Act as if you're interested when she's telling you about her little newfound pimple. Be there for her, don't be there for her. Give her attention, not too much though. Take her to 5-star restaurants, and not some cheap stalls.

How to make a woman happy? Easy. A man only needs to be a friend (being understanding), a lover (a passionate one), a companion (be there when she's bored), a driver (take her everywhere she wants, anytime), a listener (a very good one since you'll need to survive the one hour ramble on how much weight she's been putting on lately), and all the typical things; funny, caring, true, faithful, dependable, passionate and stuff. Oh and not to forget, you'll need to compliment her all the time though she looks like hell, you've got to love shopping and don't show a single sign of boredom. You'll also need to be rich to buy her stuff, and you'll have to restrain yourself from looking at other girls while you're with her (I know it's hard for you guys. Pffttt). At the same time, you should never be jealous of her guy friends because then she'll feel over protected. But then you still need to be jealous because if you don't, she'll think that you don't care anymore. You should also give her lots of space and never worry about where she goes and who she's with. And the main thing, NEVER forget birthdays and anniversaries and all the plans she makes. You'll be dead if you do.

Woah..what am I, a guy here? Sorry, blame the hormones in me. Sometimes girls are such a pain. Does that include me? Hahaha..

Should have gone to the library just now. Look what I'm doing now. Sigh.