Saturday, November 28, 2009


Name : Muhammad Hariz Zakwan bin Mohd Hamzali

Date of birth : 25 November 2009

Time of birth : 12.59pm

Weight : 3.4kg

Length : (erm..lupa)

Welcome home, Hariz! (Sorry, I don't think I will call you "Zakwan" because it feels so weird and brings back old flames and memories. Haha emo) Sekarang boleh lah kawan dengan Aleesya, kan? Sorry Aleesya, I forgot (intentionally) to make any tributes to you 8 months ago since I was too busy being jealous of you. Haha.. Now that Hariz is here, you are no longer Tokwan's little girl.
So now we can be friends :)

(Perlu la nak kangkang macam tu kan? Haish..)

This is Nur Aleesya Insyiroh (nama macam dalam novel *sigh*). Dia lahir time aku tengah test English II time foundation sem II. See?? I'm not that forgetful, okey?! So sekarang ni dia dalam lapan bulan lebih kurang kot. Malas la nak kira (ceh..macam tak ikhlas gila nak blog). Sejak dia lahir, aku makin dilupakan. I used to get all the attention from my parents, but now that she's here, she's the center of attention, which is somehow good in a way. (Ok..dah jadi hati ke hati pulak). Anywayyyy! Dia memang sangat comel and adorable (ok riak di sini) and bulat. Dia tak layan tedy bear teddy bear semua ni. Kalau bagi kat dia teddy bear, dia tolak tepi. Sebaliknya, dia sanggup merangkak ke nun jauh di sana kalau dia nampak remote control TV atau handphone. Dia cukup suka main dengan handphone (wonder where she got that from). It's her teether. Tak tau la kenapa dia tak gigit benda teether lembik-lembik dia tu. Nak jugak gigit handphone. Haish.

Buat masa sekarang, dia kurang minat dengan Hariz. Maybe dia rasa tergugat kot sebab dia dah tak jadi center of the attention anymore. That's what I felt dulu, okey?!! Hahaha..childish sungguh. Takpa Aleesya, kita gang dua orang ek? Geng terbuang. Inilah dia bila dia ada dekat dengan Hariz

(Hariz and Aleesya)
(Ni time Aleesya tak sedaq ada makhluk lain kat sebelah dia.)

(Ni time dia dah sedaq..tengok pulak Tok dia dok pegang orang lain selain dia, terus jeles.
Belajaq dari mana tak tau. Ehem.)

(Perlu la nak buat muka macam tu kan..aish)

(Ni Aleesya time dia 4, 5 hari kot..tah tak ingat)

(Ni Hariz time dia 2, 3 hari..tah tak ingat)

Spot the difference. Same tudung. Same shirt. Different babies. It it seriously unintentional. Sungguh la bimbo.



Same bakul, different babies.

What am I doing updating my blog about babies?! Oh my God. Siap tertidoq lagi time tulis blog ni. Nampak sangat tak ikhlas. Oh well. Will be spending TWO MONTHS with Aleeysa while her Mommy goes to work. I'm looking forward to our two months together, Aleesya! Can't wait!

(Ends with a fake smile plastered on the writer's face.)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

All the exam blues..washed away..

"Weh..bila exam start weh?"

"Eyy..exam next week laa..aku tak start study lagi..camne ni"

"Aku ni?? Tak nak cakap lak an"

"Aku pun! Statics susah dowhh"

"Taknak tanya DGE kitorang plak..apa pun tak study lagi ni"

"Eleh..banyak la ko tak study lagi..yang selama ni gi irc tu ape??"

"Ala..takde maknenyeeee"

"Eleh..ko kan genius..tak study pun boleh score"

"Hotak kau aku genius..aku ngarut je dalam exam tu"

"Ngarut la sangat..semua yang ko ngarut tu betul kott..huhh!"

"Tah hang neh! Hang tau dak kita ada gap 10 hari untuk last paper?"

"Budak EE last sekali habis paper..siot betul"

"Takpe 10 hari tu boleh kita gi Tambun. Yay!"

"A'ah..tak pun kita gi Kellie's Castle ke.."

"Konvoi pangkor jom!"

Ok ok dah lari dari topik. Sebenaqnya, nak cakap.. Ni la ayat-ayat familiar yang selalu didengari sebelum exam (colour coordinated, ok?). Pejam celik pejam celik, sekarang ni dah habis dah semua tu. Semua dah balik cuti. Dua bulan kat rumah pulak tu. I'm gonna miss you guys sooooooo much!!!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009


So..finally, EXAM IS OVER!
And to celebrate, gagah la pi tengok cerita 2012 yang Mimi dah bising sangat nak tengok tu. Kalau tak tengok, sampai sem depan pun dia akan ungkit. Tahan la telinga. Huhu. So far ramai yang dah tengok cerita yang dah fully-booked everytime kitorang check kat Jusco tu. Terpaksa la kami book online, and siap print tiket tu kat IRC lagi.
And the review of the movie is..

Taubat la cepat weyyyy..huhu

Sunday, November 15, 2009

My Family (tajuk macam karangan budak sekolah rendah)

(malas dah nak edit so that gambaq budak kecik pompuan tu fit into the picture. penat lah try)

Tak sedaq pulak ada 9 orang plus 2 kucin dalam family neh. Can you find me? The one yang terbuang tuu..yang hujung tuu.. Terpaksa letak 2 ekoq kucin untuk mengelakkan nampak terlalu terbuang..huhu

Whatever it is, I love all of you.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Exam Mood

Got my playlist checked,
i wanna be trapped in a sound proof room,
screaming along to angry chick songs,
full blast.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

There's no need to read this post coz it's mainly complains and is just a waste of time. Sigh.

It all started with me waking up at 8.15 am and the first thing that came to mind was, "Damn! Semalam tak bangun!". Sigh. The night before, I planned to sleep for one hour and wake up at midnight to continue doing some DE. I set my alarm to 12.00 (forgetting that it was set to 24-hours system). Very clever. I didn't ask my housemates to wake me up because they were already asleep by that time. Little that I know, they woke up later to study. Darn, how I felt so low. They were all up studying, and there I was sleeping and dreaming that exam was over, seriously.
(Mental note: never sleep for one hour and claim that you will wake up later. You really can't do it, Rosma!).

So i got up and got ready to go to the library. Honestly, I really can't stay near that bed. We went there and study and stuff. As expected, the alarm rang off at 12 noon. Darn. Then Farah came with the pendrive. The next thought of the day, "AW tak siap lagi!!".
(Mental note : Stop all last minute thingy. Period).

So Mimi did some editing here and there while Farah and I went for Zohor. By today, I realized that it's hard to please everybody.
I asked Farah and Awang to join me for lunch and she said,
"Takpe la..korang g la makan dua orang. Jangan lupa bawak Mimi".

Okay. So I asked Mimi to join us for lunch and she said,
"Takpe la..korang g la makan. Aku nak makan petang kang".

After a lot of persuasion, she still wouldn't budge. So okay. I said to him,
"Jom2..pi makan"

And he said,
"Takpe la..awak pi la makan ngan diorang..".

So i went back to the library.
It's very complicated, really. But maybe I'm the one who made it complicated. Trying to satisfy everyone but really, it's impossible. Sorry you guys, I really don't know what to do anymore.
(Mental note : Stop trying to please everyone. Do not think too much of what others would feel. Consider yourself sometimes).

Mimi finished with the editing, so I was supposed to print and compile it. Okay. so I went downstairs to the information counter to print and the person in charge said,
"Hari ni takleh print la, dik.. Printer out of ink".
(Mental note : I've got to check out what's wrong with my printer and get it fixed).

Darn. It was 4.15pm and the office closes at 5.00pm. So I rushed upstairs to get the car keys and went out to the parking lot. Great. There's a car behind mine. Not directly behind but there wasn't enough space to reverse. Okay. Took a deep breath, keys in the ignition, started the engine. Tried getting out of the parking space a few times and failed. I'm an amateur driver. It is really hard, okay?! It was only a few minutes after getting into the car that the rain poured like, SO HEAVILY. So I was stuck in the car while some idiot parked behind me and I really can't go anywhere. Perfect way to spend my two before-the-final-exam days. After a lot of cursing, blood, sweat and tears, I stopped trying and just sat there, feeling stupid. The clouds were still not showing any sign that the rain was gonna stop anytime soon. Cursing alone really did not help so the next thought that came to mind was,
"Bismillah..last try".
Took a deep breath, and started to shift the gear to reverse. It's hard to look at the rear view mirror since it was raining so heavily. I don't care anymore if I hit that car behind me. It's his fault anyway, it's not even a parking space. So yeah, I finally managed to get out. Yay!
(Mental note : Really, cursing does not help anything).

What an amateur. Huh. Once I was out, I didn't know where I should head to. The original plan was to go to a printing shop but then, the rain..hmm.. Not knowing what to do, texted them, saying that it is impossible to get everything ready before 5pm so we agreed to submit it tomorrow. By that time, my phone was out of battery. Perfect timing. Great. One problem settled. Next, I didn't know where to go in that rain. So I drove back to V3, while trying to figure out how to run in the HEAVY RAIN (okay..I've mentioned this part before) in this white baju kurung. So I drove around and parked somewhere really close to the entrance so that I can just dart out of the car without being drenched. Before going out, I searched for any umbrellas in the car. Darn. None. If I'm not mistaken, I have six umbrellas back in the room. Great. As if it would rain in the room. So i hoped to be lucky and ran to the back of the car to check if there were any umbrellas. Now, it's a problem to open that boot. I had to go back and forth in the rain just so the boot would pop up. Never mind, I was too happy to see the white and red umbrella to be mad at the boot.
(Mental note : Never laugh at your dad when he insisted on putting seven umbrellas in the car, literally).

Just imagine, by that time, I was totally drenched from top to bottom in my white baju kurung. Okay stop imagining.
(Mental note : Do not wear baju kurung if it looks like it's gonna rain. especially if it's white).

I even took a slightly longer route which do not require me to walk pass staring eyes, which is the cafe, and rushed back to the room, dripping wet, literally, again. So..that is my luck for today. Well, it's not even a day. I still have another 6 hours to go. Wait, it's 6pm already?! God!! Okay. So here I am in my room eating a steaming hot bowl of Maggi. You never disappoint me, dear. I can't go back to the library. The rain is too..okay I've mentioned it. I'll continue my DE here. Then the next thought came,
"Lecture notes ngan buku semua ada kat library lah! Shoot!".

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Nine Phrases Women Love..

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing g usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome”; that will bring on a “whatever”):

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

So this means that women should really just shut up? Women complicate themselves. It's like talking to aliens sometimes. Do that to please a woman, do this to make her smile. Don't make her cry. Act as if you're interested when she's telling you about her little newfound pimple. Be there for her, don't be there for her. Give her attention, not too much though. Take her to 5-star restaurants, and not some cheap stalls.

How to make a woman happy? Easy. A man only needs to be a friend (being understanding), a lover (a passionate one), a companion (be there when she's bored), a driver (take her everywhere she wants, anytime), a listener (a very good one since you'll need to survive the one hour ramble on how much weight she's been putting on lately), and all the typical things; funny, caring, true, faithful, dependable, passionate and stuff. Oh and not to forget, you'll need to compliment her all the time though she looks like hell, you've got to love shopping and don't show a single sign of boredom. You'll also need to be rich to buy her stuff, and you'll have to restrain yourself from looking at other girls while you're with her (I know it's hard for you guys. Pffttt). At the same time, you should never be jealous of her guy friends because then she'll feel over protected. But then you still need to be jealous because if you don't, she'll think that you don't care anymore. You should also give her lots of space and never worry about where she goes and who she's with. And the main thing, NEVER forget birthdays and anniversaries and all the plans she makes. You'll be dead if you do.

Woah..what am I, a guy here? Sorry, blame the hormones in me. Sometimes girls are such a pain. Does that include me? Hahaha..

Should have gone to the library just now. Look what I'm doing now. Sigh.

Friday, November 6, 2009


Taylor Swift - Fifteen

You take a deep breath and you walk through the doors
It's the morning of your very first day
You say "Hi" to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and stay out of everybody's way
It's your freshman year and you're gonna be here
For the next four years in this town
Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say
"You know I haven't seen you around, before"

'cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen
Feeling like there nothing to figure out
Well count to ten, take it in
This is life before who you're gonna be

You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail
And soon enough you're best friends
Laughing at the other girls who think they're so cool
Well be out of here as soon as we can
And then you're on your very first date and hes got a car
And you're feeling like flying
And you're mommas waiting up and you think hes the one
And you're dancing round your room when the night end
When the night ends

'cause when you're fifteen and somebody tell you they love you
You're gonna believe them
When you're fifteen and your first kiss
Makes your head spin round but
In your life you'll do things greater than dating the boy of the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen

When all you wanted was to be wanted
Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now
Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday
But I realized some bigger dreams of mine

And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried

'cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to look before you fall
Ive found that time can heal most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to be
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen

La la la la la .. la la la la la .. La la la la la

Your very first day
Take a deep breath girl
Take a deep breath as you walk through those doors.

Ok I can't believe I'm copying and pasting from one of Taylor Swift's songs, a girl which has been singing, say, three songs about high school? Grow up! Well, maybe I should tell that to myself. Hah!
Ok, change the title to sixteen and it's perfect. Sometimes I just wish I can forget high school, well, at least the haters. But for the wonderful people I've met there, I can't wait to see you guys (that excludes you, belle) again in the reunion! (as if I would go la kan).
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